1 cup light coconut milk
1/4 cup orange juice
2 cups diced pineapple (1 pineapple)
2 cups sliced banana (2 large bananas)
Place the coconut milk, juice, pineapple, and banana in a blender, and mix on low speed until the mixture is blended. Continue mixing, gradually increasing the speed, until the mixture is smooth. Pour into glasses, add an umbrella, and enjoy.
Servings: 2

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