April 16, 2004
Misunderstandings with a Co-Worker
Exhibit A.
Me: Did you make it to your doctor appointment?
Her: No, he canceled because of a delivery.
Me: Why would a UPS delivery make him cancel?
Her: Not that kind of delivery!
Me: (Pauses to think.) Ohhh.
Exhibit B.
Her: I have crotch burn.
Me: WHAT?
Her: From these. (Points to her crutches.)
Me: Why would those be in your crotch?
Her: (Blank stare.)
Me: Oh, crutch burn! Oh my God. (Blushes.)
Posted by Mojan at 04:19 PM
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April 15, 2004
What Happens When Men Aren't Around
We go to Marshall Field’s to try on formal gowns and take pictures. Then we laugh and laugh.
Posted by Mojan at 01:29 PM
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